Manuel Rubey is not lazy in the classical sense. He only suffers from the modern widespread disease procrastination. What exactly this means was not known to him when he submitted the text, as he always postponed reading the Wikipedia article to the end. He's already 40 now. He actually wanted to bring this program out when he was 30. But things kept coming up for him. He wanted to make a few films, he met Thomas Stipsits and he became a father. Twice. He has now taken the daughters into the program. So he can at least deduct them from the tax.

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By the way, a goldfish has an attention span of 11 seconds. He could never finish reading this press release.

Is all this not funny enough for you? I promise the program will be more fun then, but I would like to defend various civilizational achievements, such as courtesy, punctuality or patience, otherwise the elegance will flutter. It is important not to always fall into the house with the door. Otherwise collateral damage such as funny puns in the title or played jokes on cabaret posters will make me dread. An exposed ankle used to be the epitome of eroticism and exhibitionism. Today, hordes of adolescents in porn films give the wrong impression of mother-in-law.

By the way, a person only has an attention span of 8 seconds.
That means nobody will ever read this press release to the end.

Length: 2 hours including a break
Team: Manuel Rubey, Andreas Hamza (sound engineer), possibly tour guide